I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
Light and fluffy lime & tequila cupcakes with lime & tequila swiss meringue buttercream!
My favourite cocktail in cupcake form, yum!
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
my life before i turned 18:
my life after i turned 18:
Um, the legal drinking age is 21
Um, i live in the uk?
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